thesylverlining:

doktorgirlfriend:

So wait, Laika used same-sex couples in their trailers but not in the actual movie?

That’s… not cool.

And almost like they were using the the progressive rep they’d earned from a single joke in ParaNorman to promote their next movie without any…

  • Me: I really want milk tea, but I also want to go to sleep soon
  • Kerspork: Are you buying or making it?
  • Kerspork: If you're buying it, go to sleep.
  • Kerspork: If you're making it, go to sleep.
  • Kerspork: ok i think the answer is just go to sleep
  • bunny: i think so yea
  • bunny: u should eat
  • me: o can i eat u?
  • bunny: u could but hen i'd be dead
“You might have gotten bad genetics, but at least God gave you a family that can help you.”
— Brother, on all my health problems
“But most importantly, God gave you me.”
— Brother

This green tea latte tastes like hot soymilk and I’m really confused…

thegreenwolf:

ohcorny:

so this is what i ended up with for the “make your audience angry” assignment

i dont know about ya’ll but that phrase pisses me right the hell off

Side tip: if anyone ever grabs your hair like the above, clamp one hand HARD down on your scalp where the hair is coming out (think of how you try to immobilize your hair when brushing tangles out so it doesn’t hurt as bad, only do so at the scalp and not further down the hair). Then use your other hand to start hitting the other person (go for the face!) and blocking any blows they may try to make with their free hand. You can also step into them (which removes the tension on your hair) and start throwing your knees into their groin, stomach, kick the side of their knee, etc. 

The reason hair-pulling works is A) it HURTS and B) it’s an effective handle, especially because your instinct is going to be to pull away. But reduce the pain and the tension on the hair and you have more room to work with until the other person lets go, at which point you can run like hell or otherwise defend yourself as needed.

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matereya:

"Do or do not, there is no try" (Yoda)

Book 4: B A L A N C E

Less than one week, guys! :D

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Q

Anonymous asked:

are you straight

iahfy:

Hi everyone I hope you’re having a good day and remember that Book 4 is going to destroy you (。◕ ‿ ◕。)

  • Friend: why are you crying?
  • Me: I'm just so beautiful