Crazy Monster talking about change.

  • beb: r u shore
  • me: no im bur
  • beb: ha
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  • beb: haha
  • beb: ha

so many shots fired

"it’s a gigantic clusterfuck of nastiness in here. there’s like 30 screws in here and there only needs to be 10"





I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

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some things never change

he’s gotten so tired of facepalming that his hand slips lower and lower each time

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"what classes are you taking this semester"


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“Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’”

Lena Dunham (x)

Why I love her and why you should too.

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My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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