Q

cardcarryingcynic asked:

Today I got this gem from a guy on tinder: "Wanna know how I'm like a Malaysian Airlines flight? Because I'd go down on you"

A

straightwhiteboystexting:

NO NO NO NON NONONONONONOONONONO

morphia-writes:

littlemoongoddess:

onemuseleft:

ittlebitz:

starrysleeper:

Wait a minute…

I have been laughing at this for hours now…

So, true story. The woman in this photo is Kendra Kaplan. Her husband was in Iraq for twelve months but the military has this thing called leave. Some of us may recognize the concept from old episodes of Star Trek. In this photo she is five months pregnant after conceiving her second child during her husband’s leave. That envelope in her hand is the ultrasound results. She waited for him to come home to find out if it was a girl or a boy.

There’s been several articles about it.The photo resulted in this woman receiving so much hate mail, from both internet cut-ups and the actual media, that she even took a paternity test and provided proof of her husband’s leave schedule. Her real life friends have stopped talking to her over these rumors.  

Oh, and by the way, that baby bump is a two year old by now. People are still shitting on this woman over a nasty internet meme two years later.

So in short, you’re mocking a faithful wife for something that isn’t any of our damn business anyway and has long since been disproven. 

Good job Internet.

Thank you for this!

Finally a rebloggable version of this idiotic post. 

(via ohshiii-itspaige)

“Your bag says “ginger tea””
— but it was $1.50 at daiso man

I want katsu curry ughhhhHHHhhHhHh

Night time food craaaavingsss

ya-se-min:

now nitori knows why rin has anger issues

(via maudlinrain)

dutchster:

when they say the name of the movie in the movie

image

(via k-y-h-u)

superwholocked-in-albion:

jeankd:

thegoddamazon:

The most important line in the whole damn song. MESSAGE.

The only historically accurate line in the whole film. 

excuse u

(via slightlydisappointing-notbad)

AU: in which Brittany is a superhero who is (far too) concerned about her girlfriend’s safety

(via lgbtlaughs)