reasons Steven Colbert will aways be my favorite news anchor

(via h4kuna-matatah)

“And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.”
  • Me: If I finish this revision can we go get ice cream
  • Mom: /huff okay fine

ooooh i want ice cream

green tea ice cream

or a taro icy

but i had like 2 yesterday LOL

Yes you can play as female characters and no it doesn’t double the workload.

(via itsbellsie)

I ate all the dumplings i cooked

But im still hungry





what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it

i would do a split

(via sangueis)


"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

(via mirandaputsherbestbuttforward)

Responding like this is not going to make me want to give you my phone number even more. (This tirade was because I didn’t give out my phone number in the first place…)